To the tune of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons Sherry

Sheeeerwin Stanley
Sherwin Stanley
Seeerwin won't you score us a goal

Ok, one idea...

Oh his name is Boo Hargadon
He can't stop a fucking thing
And when Neilson gets his hat trick
The Tons fans at the Stray Dog will all sing

We've been getting some tounge in cheeck trash talking from FC Roast's Stephen "Boo" Hargadon on their website (they've let me know it's all in jest). But I still think we need a song for him. I'm naff at thinking of songs, so I hand it over to the forum